My name IS Batman!

Immigrations at JFK in New York city

AIRPORT SECURITY: What's your name?

PASSENGER: Batman.

AIRPORT SECURITY: Your real name, please.

PASSENGER: My name IS Batman.

AIRPORT SECURITY: Are you trying to be funny?! What's your surname?

PASSENGER: Superman.

Airport security handcuffs him & puts him in a locked security facility.Then they checked his passport - see below…